Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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