Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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