Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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