i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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