i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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