Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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