Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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