ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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