So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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