the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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