i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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