OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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