If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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