oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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