She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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