Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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