It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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