ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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