were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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