windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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