Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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