BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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