Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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