So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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