if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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