okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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