who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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