I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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