I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
we're so committed to being not committed
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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