YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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