Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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