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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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