this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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