In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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