the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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