So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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