Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
What a dumb baby whore.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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