ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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