I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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