i barfeds in our rink
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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