This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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