$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
