I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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