Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
