ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She announced her abortion via fbk
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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