I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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