Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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