Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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