My room smells like vodka and shame
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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