Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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