it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?