You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care