worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.