When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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