i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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