Taylor Swift is so right about you.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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