Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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