He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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