I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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